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a husband with a sense of humor finally gave it his all.   his wife who was a dire arachnophobic who apparently was overtaken by a bunch of spiders (not dissimilar to this critter here) at her farm in idaho after swatting at them one too many times.   obviously spiders don't like that shit and don't take kindly to it.  so the husband says and the authorities.   also mumblings about planes flying overhead and 'no atomic testing going on here'.   after the interview two of the interviewees bodies were found in a pile of what looked like 'huge globs of spider venom'  with puncture holes in their neck, nearby a bronze 600ft. statue of william shatners hairpiece.     (later autopsies shown that the brains of the victims were sucked out through these tiny holes in the back of their necks...  something said to the likes of "mental vampires")

it was said by the husband, after all that chaos she still shines brightly set in gold don't she?  (he broke down sobbing then was enveloped by engulfing spaghetti of worms that bite. soon the power went out and we had to fight our way back to the galacticon, bringing back large blocks of ice which was given to us in the effort to save our decaying orbit of our planet 'slurpee'.)

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